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I have a dark side, too. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I’m really more an apartment person. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

  • I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
  • Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.
  • I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

IF I HAD A HAMMER

I’m really more an apartment person. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m really more an apartment person. I am not a killer. I’m really more an apartment person.